Wife: When are you leaving?
Me: Soon. Well soonish. I’m in the middle of something and when I finish it I’ll leave. Shouldn’t take long.
Wife: That means nothing to me. What does that mean?
Me: Well… I’m trying not to be an ass-hole, seriously I don’t want it to sound like an ass-hole, cause I don’t mean it that way and say ‘The sooner I get off the phone the sooner I can leave.’
Cannot tell you the amount of times I’ve had this same conversation…
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times I’ve had this same conversation…
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